David Snake

Solid David Snake, more commonly known as Solid Snake, or simply as David, is an arcane trickster and assassin for The Black Hand, as well as a main member of the Shardseekers party who first appeared in A Most Unholy Matrimony. He is also a member of D3.

Shadow Moses
Hey, I'm David Snake from Shardseekers, my early life is pretty simple

It was the a couple years ago, and all I wanted to do was chill out and retire But genetically enhanced, renegades named Foxhound Stole a bunch of nukes and had shit on lockdown. Queen Hera said I had to infiltrate Before they started global conflicts what a bunch of jerks!

I climbed through a window and saved two guys, they shared top secrets and suddenly died, of two heart attacks right out of thin air, All of this was within five minutes!

Then I met Meryl, a hot box of rocks, And I fought a Skilled ranger named Ocelot But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away, You know, normal shit that happens every day.

Anyways, I tried really hard to find a Golem named Rex, And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex It was Grey Fox. I fought Vulcan Raven A big motherfucin' Orcish shaman. So I killed that guy but before he died He said Meryl liked me, and I almost cried, She's a little hottie pants (ooh meow.) I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot, And then murdered three guys and an evil golem 'til Liquid Snake and I were left alone He said that I was his brother and a superior clone then he fainted of a virus (food poisoning), and thinking fast, Meryl saved us, Then when stayed again until the seven year itch, and now you know the simple plot of my life bitch!

Trivia

 * David, along with many other members of the Black Hand, are direct references to Hideo Kojima's Metal Gear franchise, David being a take on the main protagonist, Solid Snake.